Senior Year...What a relief

Well, you all know who this is, your ol' buddy ol' pal great Uncle Malcolm.
All I really have to say is that I will ABSOLUTELY NOT be missing you guys and gals.
Even though I pretended to be your friend and made you laugh and anything else, it was all a lie, a complete and utter lie. If you can truly call me your friend then you know that I am also a liar. But seriously though, you guys have been alright. The relief is that I dont have to read anymore boring books about some guy that goes on a journey to the land of nowhere and all he does is think and he doesn't even eat and some river talks to him. No more of that, and Im pretty sure you guys won't be missing that too much. I need to go now, my planet needs me.